Pick-up lines to woo that one special person that makes your life 20% cooler. (We accept pick-up lines and other little pony-related phrases that are just generally sweet. But keep it fairly clean, folks, and be sure to read the Guidelines and FAQ!)
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Basically, my boyfriends younger sister Shelby and her friend Kayla ran away from home on Tuesday. Shelby claimed she was going over to Kayla’s house and Kayla’s grandmother was going to pick her up and take her there. However, Kayla stole $560 from her parents. They had someone they didn’t…
Not pony-related, but please help. I follow the girl that posted this on my main.
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Anonymous asked: What's wrong? ..did something happen?! O.O D: Not really! I just noticed that a couple of people reblogged photos from here commenting things like “you shouldn’t post this, it makes bronies look bad” etc. Which I find pretty hilarious considering there are forums and blogs dedicated to PORN of the show, and this is just a blog full of harmless, cheesy pickup lines. ;P |
Yes, some posts on this blog are slightly inappropriate.
No, they are not to be taken seriously.
Yes, basically all of these posts are supposed to be taken as jokes.
No, I am not (nor are the bulk of my followers) sexually attracted to colorful, animated talking horses.
Yes, some of you really don’t have a sense of humor.
No, I am not making the fandom look bad, nor is anyone who finds content on here humorous.
Take a deep breath.
Everyone okay now?
Yeah?
Alright, that’s all. Carry on.
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idreaminpixels asked: wow, it's been FOREVER since you last updated! YAY :D THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND! I love you. |
Some of you guys are pretty disturbing, not gonna lie.
But I love you all.
I’m shocked that barely anyone unfollowed me even though I’ve been inactive so long. I’m sorry!
Thanks for sticking around. :)
Okay, off to submit more lines!
(Source: bronypickuplines)
